Deep within Blackrock Mountain, Emperor Thaurissan rules the dwarves of the Dark Iron clan with an iron fist*. The fires down below combined with the smoke and soot spewed forth by the dwarves’ Black Forge turn the Blackrock Depths into a searing, sweltering hell… in other words, every dwarf’s dream home.
Or perhaps a “Dark Iron fist.” Eh? Eh? …is this thing on?